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hey, police! what? i need your bike, man. aw, this is bull. sergeant riggs. call it in. i need a couple of clips, too. here, go. i'll call it in. ok, we lost him. (siren) central, where's riggs? dispatch: 6 william 6, unknown. central, keep me in touch with motorcycle pursuit. [siren] take a right! go!
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take a right! no, left, left! watch it! this is 6 william 6. i'm at the freeway construction site. where's riggs? i'm here. where's riggs? come back to me, central. dispatch: 6 william 6, location-- where is riggs? take a left here. get off!
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worker: hey, stop, you! (siren) stop! hold it! ohh... (gunfire) (dramatic music) god! hey, jt relax! relax, riggs! riggs! riggs! ohh... (crash)
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riggs! riggs. hey, riggs. hey, j-j-just get back! just get back! riggs, talk to me! hey, riggs. riggs, you're alive. come here. hey, don't move. don't move. just get-- i said just get back! you all right? all right. hey, hey, hey, you're with me. whoa! aah! hey, hey, hey, hey, man! don't touch me! ok, ok, ok! i'm not touching you. hey, now, just-- just be careful. oh! don't touch me. ok, i'm not touching you. [bones clack] aah! aah ha ha! ok, you ok now? oh, i'm mad now, rog. now i'm mad. ok, you're mad. that son of a gun. he's done this twice. oh, damn! son of a-- i'm gonna suck his eyes out through his nose, rog.
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twice. just relax. are you ok? yeah, i'm ok. i'll be ok. are you ok? i'm ok. hey, i'm having it! i ran out of biscuits, all right? give me a break. what'd i miss? roger: oh, god. leo, what are you doing here? great car chase. great chase! what are you doing here? how'd you find us, huh? my police scanner. what are you doing with a police anner? what am i--hello? car 54, where are you? i cracked this case for you guys. listen, mesa verde's legit. they got a housing project out in the desert. it's called rancho arroyo. riggs: i know where that is. hey, why don't we go check it out? i'll leave my car here. i'll come with you. no, you're not coming with us! yes, i am! i'll take my car. no, you're not. yes, i am.
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i can't believe you did that! i got a spare in the trunk. (gunfire) you're driving. no, i'm driving. how could you do that? i can't believe you did that! hey, rog, i can't-- i can't believe-- i can't believe you did that. how could you do that? they're my partners! i can't believe they did that! 21-18, clear. excuse me. you own your own home? [siren] ♪ [ female announcer ] mcdonald's dollar menu just keeps getting better. introducing the all-new mouthwatering grilled onion cheddar burger, topped with melty white cheddar and caramelized onions. plus all your tasty favorites for just a dollar each. ♪
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i had a client who came in... on mcdonald's dollar menu. she'd been doing her own tax returns for maybe two or three years. i said, "let me just look'em over and make sure there's no mistakes." they were really, really wrong. i did them over, and i called her... and said, "you're gonna get a total of about $10,000 back." i wave my wand and refunds suddenly appear. i can help you. looks like we came to the right place.
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yeah. move on out to travis town. great place to raise a family. built on guns and bloodshed. that's one hell of a retirement plan this guy's got, isn't it? let's foreclose on this son of a gun. hey, is that, uh... it's darryl's gun. i've been saving it for the right occasion. this is the right occasion. how many men you think he has? who knows. maybe i should run over there ask him. what do you say? that'd be too easy. wish i had some grenades or a nice rocket launcher, maybe a ground-to-air missile. hey, i wonder what murphy's got in his trunk. well, it's obvious murph was never a boy scout. not even a good spare. yeah. [gun clicks] put your hands down. it's embarrassing. how you doing? kissing, huh? fresh ones, huh? oh, yeah, yeah, shaving cuts. you don't get any points for those. how'd you get here?
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drove. how did you-- i ran into leo at the police station. any idea lucky thing we got a plan. yeah, lucky thing. what is it? oh, no. i want it to be a surprise. oh, i like surprises. the cops! move it! go on, check it out. let's go. (gunfire) [siren warbles and dies] look what they did to murph's car. could have been worse. could have been yours. could have been worse. could've been trish's car. on 3. 3. 3? ok. 1... 2... 3! police! freeze! (gunfire)
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go! (gunfire) what's wrong with you? i said go on 3, not 2! she yelled 3. 3! it's always 3! boys! what are we doing here, losing our heads in a crisis? (gunfire) blecch! phooey! exxon. hey, rog! murtaugh! hey, what? count to 20.
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what? count to 20, then light me. what? (gunfire) riggs, it's loaded with ammo! (gunfire) cover me. cover you? cover you? cover me. cover everybody! when is somebody going to cover me for a change? (gunfire) 13, 14-- oh, the hell with it. (gunfire) jack, it's the cops! they're burning everything!
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(explosions) god! (dramatic music) stupid idiots! hey, riggs, the ammo! get out of there! (explosions) riggs, you crazy son of a gun! yeah! ha ha! son of a gun. it works. (gunfire)
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aah...hey! no clip. lorna, no, don't! (gunfire) aah! i'm gonna eat you're eyes!
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travis! hyah! armor-piercing bullets, yeah. cop killers. you're coming with me. riggs, get up! get up, riggs! killed in the line of duty, riggs! (gunfire)
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you like a funeral from the department, riggs? (gunfire) hey, riggs, cop killers! (gunfire) exop killers. go to hell, riggs. you first. (dramatic music) hey, riggs! ohh. i'm sorry, honey. i gotta do it. i gotta look.
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just hold still. hold still. hey, get a chopper, man. get a chopper. she had 2 vests on. she's gonna be ok. couple of bad ones, though. we need to get a chopper. ok, ok, ok. you're all right. you're with martin. you're all right. it's ok. just lie still. just a romantic evening by the fire, just the 2 of us. just be still. [sirens fading] lorna, honey, open your eyes. open your eyes. what are you trying to prove out there, huh? huh? why do you do that? can i take this off? yeah. you're supposed to grow old with someone, not because of them, all right? i'm gonna be with you, lorna.
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hey, i'm with you now. look, i'm right here. we're both here, right? right. come on, i wanna be with you. what do you got to lose? you. not likely. hey, wait a minute. wait a minute. lorna? yes? let's live to regret this, huh? medic: ok, i've gotta go, sarge. ok. medic: she's gonna be fine. can you hear me? i love you.
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oh hi, yes. wow you really went all out on the decorations, huh? yeah, but i'm so slow taking them down after all the fatty holiday food. but that's normal. what do you mean that's normal? it doesn't have to be. to me normal means feeling good inside. not slow. try some activia. activia helps with occasional irregularity when eaten three times a day. keep a video diary and let me know about your new normal. [door opens] surprise! yahoo! ♪ happy retirement, daddy ♪ da dunt ♪ happy retirement, daddy this is it. this is the day. everybody, daddy, want you to know that there's a candle on the cake for every year in the force. yes. a lot of years. a lot of years. come on, you have to blow it out. blow them out. come on. i can't. we'll help.
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no, that's not what i mean. what? i can't retire. i thought i could. i wanted to... but can't. so that means you're gonna stay with the force. that means i'm staying on the force, baby. well, this cake's about to explode, so you better blow out these candles, but, um... dad, i want you to know that i'm behind you all the way. so am i. me, too. it's ok. well, the streets will be safer for another couple of years. word, nick. word, dad. yeah. blow them out! leo: hello? hello. up here. we're up here. oprah should see this. i can't believe this. ok, ok, this is great.
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leo, what is it? hey, where's riggs? i didn't know he could hold his breath that long. ok, ok. i'm taking a bath. i can see that. it's cold water, too. there goes your image. leo! i got great news, ok? once again, leo getz has delivered, ok? i have sold this turkey. this termite-infested dump is now gone, ok? all you have to do is sign the contract before the suckers change their minds, ok? ok? i did it. hey, leo, the house is off the market. we're gonna stay in this termite-infested turkey for another 10 years. at least! at least 10! co on, you guys. come on out. you can't do this. you can do that. you, too, leo. ok, because we're partners, no commission, ok? partners? but you and riggs, you owe me 2 tires. why? because bullets aren't covered in normal road hazard. that's why! and i want those tires! oh, god!
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leo, get out of here! don't tell me to get out of here! get out, leo! out, out! ok. you're lucky your wife's here! no more! you're friends. 10 more years till forced retirement, huh, baby? that's, uh, 3,650 days. 49. oh, yeah. aah! [laughing] i'm trying to improve my image. mmm. [whistling] oh, bye, daddy. bye, baby.
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what are you smiling at? why weren't you at my party, huh? i knew you weren't gonna retire. i've been wrong about a couple of things, in my life, but i knew you weren't gonna retire. right. well, i knew you couldn't stop smoking. i'm only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem. what dog biscuit problem? well, i've been chasing more cars lately. and, you know, when i lick my paws, i keep falling off the couch. hey, hey, hey. i'm driving! other side. i've got no dispute. i just came to open the door for you. well, thank you. an old fella like you needs all the help he can get. yeah, i'll show you a fella my age. who's the grumpy bastard? yeah, i'm a grumpy bastard. hey, you know something, riggs? when i do retire, i hope your next partner is just like you. that's not gonna happen. 'cause there's winners and there's losers, and god wouldn't do that to me. yeah, well, he did it to me. i know.
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hey. see what i mean? my point exactly. son of a gun. stay away from my daughter. you can't be serious. what are you talking about? i saw what it was. you kissed rianne. can i help it if she finds me irresistible? that's not the point. it was a platonic peck on the cheek between friends. okif it's just friendship, try shaking hands next time. what's your problem? are you getting enough fiber in your diet? i'm getting enough fiber in my diet. i'm spoken for, ok? i'm going to pick lorna up from the hospital this afternoon. yeah? you're serious. well, we got a dog and everything. i figure i can, you knowmake ends meet.

CBS 5 Eyewitness News at 530PM
CBS January 5, 2013 5:30pm-6:00pm PST

News News/Business. Ann Nortarangelo. New. (CC)

TOPIC FREQUENCY Riggs 7, Leo 7, Geico 4, William 3, Us 3, Murph 2, God 2, Rianne 1, Roma Chicken & 1, Mmm 1, Eesh 1, Am I. Me 1, Nick 1, Aah Ha Ha 1, Ha Ha 1, Mesa Verde 's Legit 1, Rancho Arroyo 1, Pillsbury Toaster Strudel 1, Activia 1, Exxon 1
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Scanned in Richmond, CA, USA
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